I had a mammogram today. I've been having them since age 30, because my mom had breast cancer at age 39. I've only had one that was really painful and this one today wasn't it. I was elated! The poor little mammographer (is she a mammographer, a technician, a boob examiner?). She was trying to get my little tiny boob into that contraption and having a time with it. I finally said 'Sorry, I know they're really small'. She said 'I've seen smaller'. But what she didn't mention was whether or not the 'smaller' belonged to a male or female. Or maybe a wee child.
I just have to remember to 'Feel My Boobies' now. Hey, it's just hard to SEE them, but I can feel them.