Sunday, November 27, 2005

Stalking myself

I'm convinced that out of my 546 profile views since starting this blog, 539 of them have been me, checking the count.

'If I have to see any more photos of those kids . . '

'I'm going to scream . . or shoot myself in the face.' Is that what you're saying? Well, sorry, but here they are. I took some pictures, hoping one would be good for the Christmas card. I did indeed choose one, although I forget which one. It was last minute and I was desperate. But with kids, you can't lose; they always look cute, right? I hope so.

Hmmm, it's been a while since I've posted. Got lost in the Thanksgiving Holiday - 4 1/2 days off in a row. WOW! Let's see, we brought the kids to see 'Yours, Mine, and Ours' last week. Really cute movie. I find myself crying at EVERY movie these days. Hormones? Aunt Flo? A little of both, I don't know, but it happened again.

What else? Thanksgiving with my family. We actually had spaghetti as part of our Thanksgiving feast! That was a first for me. But spaghetti is always a good idea, so I'm not knocking it.

Friday, I actually got up at 4 a.m. to go to the Black Friday sale at our local Wal-Mart (do I mention Wal-Mart often? I should because we go there way too often, being as it's the only place to shop here in this itty-bitty town). I'd officially lost what was left of my mind. Standing in the cold with hundreds of other crazy people, waiting to get our hands on cheap electronics. Sad you couldn't join me? My mom and I then continued the madness by taking Anna and John shopping at the mall while Mark and Emma went to cheer LSU on. Go Tigers! We managed to misplace John only once. A little panicking, until we realized that no one would take John M. for more than 2 minutes, without promptly returning him to his rightful owner. They would move on to a calmer little tot.

Yesterday, we took the girls ice skating again. I don't know if you'd call what I do 'skating'. It's more like a drunken Ozzy Osborne shuffle. I fell only once, but couldn't get up. At all. I mean, I was beached. I just kept thinking of that commercial from years ago 'I've fallen and I can't get up!'. I was saved by a bevy of teenage girls who took pity on me. Not embarrassing at all. No.

It's been a long 4 days, but a good time. I forgot to actually count my blessings on Thanksgiving, but I'll do it now. Silently. So y'all don't have to hear it. Again. I'm counting . . this may take a while.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Happy Birthday, Anna!

Today my oldest is 10. I still can't believe it. I really can't. I still think of her as a little girl. I wonder if that will ever go away.

Happy Birthday, my girl. You are a carbon copy of your daddy and unlike me in so many different ways (except worrying . . we're just alike there). You're a natural leader, patient, athletic and musically-inclined. All things that I am definitely not. You're also kind, caring, funny, and smart. I hope I had a little part in creating these parts of you. I'm so proud of you, I could never express just how much.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Has it been 5 days since I've blogged!?

I swear, it seems like I just posted something yesterday, but I guess it's been a while. It's been crazy around here with Emma's First Penance Thursday evening, and then Anna's birthday sleepover party Saturday night. Why, oh why, didn't anyone stop me from doing that? Thirteen 9 and 10-year old girls, 5 that were up until 4:00 a.m. Lots of screaming, shrieking and high-pitched everything. One mom trying really hard to be 'cool', but finally screaming at 4:00 . . 'Everybody SHUT UP and go to sleep!' and slamming the bedroom door as hard as she could. I didn't hear anything after that. As my mom said yesterday, 'You should never do this again', speaking about having a slumber party and inviting too many girls. Amen to that.

Here are some pictures from the party, a little karaoke, a little beauty shoppin', a little cake and just some plain cuteness. Anna is going to be 10 tomorrow. Double digits. Eight years from adulthood.

How did that happen?

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Am I a crabby bitch?

Don't say 'yes' to that yet.

I'm at Wal-Mart on my lunch break and it's taking longer than it should. I finally get all of my stuff together and get in line. Each and every check-out line has enough people in it to choke a chicken. I pick the shortest one I can find, not realizing that the lady in front of me (who only has one visible child with her) must have about 36 others at her house. She had enough meat and other food items to feed the Duggar family two times over.

So, I'm waiting and waiting. Not TOO unhappily at this point because I noticed this week's issue of People magazine had my man Kenny Chesney staring at me, so I took a peek.

Anyway, waiting, waiting. . . and this older man gets in line behind me. If I'M stupid enough to get behind Mrs. Duggar, he's twice as stupid to get behind Mrs. Duggar AND an impatient, crabby Kenny Chesney-loving lady with lots of groceries. He has one item, a pack of socks. Count it, one. I guess none of the express lines were open because poor Mr. One-Pack-Of-Socks had to wait behind us.

He kept looking at my buggy-full-o-crap and then at his sad little pack of socks, as if to say, 'Can you give a fella a break and let me go ahead of you?'. Mrs. Duggar was still up to bat at this point. Normally I would have done just that. But today I was in a hurry and I really had to get back to work and I just didn't want to wait for someone ELSE to go ahead of me.

After about 5 minutes, he says 'Excuse me, miss, would you mind if I go ahead? I just have this one thing (holds up the one-pack-o-socks to prove his point) and then I'll be out of your way'. My immediate thought is 'Buddy, you were never in my way because you were BEHIND me'.
But I'm a pushover and I let him go ahead of me. Thank goodness he was 'debit-card-machine-savvy' and made a pretty quick transaction. He, then, turns to me and says 'Thank you, young lady, for letting me go ahead of you'.

All was forgiven because he called me 'YOUNG lady!'. I almost kissed his feet dead on the spot.

(So, would you have let him go?)

Has anyone ever done this?

It's a water balloon fight machine! The girls did it in Austin this past summer. Doesn't it look fun?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I didn't like today . . can I have a do-over?

The baby is sick, with some kind of stomach virus and has been for 2 days now. Emma has the same thing. Lots of vomiting and pooping. What a great time, eh? I had a crappy day at work; people getting on my nerves every which way. I have a million things to do and not enough time to do them. I'm hoping that Anna doesn't get this virus and not be able to have her birthday party this weekend. My lips are chapped. My pants are too tight. And I have bad breath.

I'll try again tomorrow . . . if I can't have a do-over.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Too much Christmas!

Behold, Anna surrounded by Christmas crap . . I mean, presents from last year. You know those people that contribute to the over-commercialism of the Christmas season? I'm sad to admit I'm one of them. Too many gifts, too many toys, too much crap! Observe my Christmas list for this year (I keep it in a Word document, aren't I techno-savvy?!)

Mom - ??? (I had to take this out for my blog entry (she reads it!) - RECEIVED
Alison - This too! - RECEIVED
NAnnan - Name Bucket - RECEIVED
Charla - Purse - REC'D
Loretta - Photo Book - REC'D
Marti - Purse - REC'D
Susan - Purse - REC'D
Anna K. - Shoes - REC'D
Lauren - Shoes - REC'D
Hannah - Purse - REC'D
John Alan - Sea Set - REC'D
Erin - Photo Book - REC'D
Joyce - Purse - REC'D
Robyn - purse - RECEIVED
Ida - Wall Sconce - RECEIVED
Kelli - Jacket - RECEIVED
Martha - purse - REC'D
Matthew - Sea Set - RECEIVED
Steve - Moe's GC RECEIVED
Tracy - Took this out - she might read this! RECEIVED
Melissa - Took this out - she might read this! RECEIVED
Erica - Took this out -she might read this! RECEIVED
Charles Ray - Shirt RECEIVED
Hawk - Shirt, 2 Boxers - RECEIVED
Mark - Fleece pullover, 2 shirts Â- RECEIVED
Beki - Took this out - she might read this! - ORDERED
Krystal - Took this out - she might read this! - ORDERED
Laurie - Took this out - she might read this! - ORDERED
Homie - Arby's GC - ORDERED
Vernon - Took this out - he might read this! ORDERED
Cindy -Took this out - she might read this! ORDERED
Wesley - Chilis GC ORDERED
Jenna - Dora People Set, Dora Boombox ORDERED
Katie - DreamLife Game ORDERED

Andrew -
John -
Brett - GC
Sam & Mike -
Keith & Emily -
PJ/Diane -
Anna -
Emma -

John M. -

That's 42 people, if I counted right. I really don't include many extras, just my family (which unfortunately consists of many children), godparents of my children, a few friends, a few of the girls friends, teachers, . . okay well maybe I lied about the extras. Anyway, that's just the way it is. I don't want to leave anyone out, right? Right. And I can't lie, I love to receive gifts just as much (if not more ;^) than I like to give them. Mentally, I never made it past age 7. Sometimes I order the girls things . . um, I mean Santa does, that I want to play with. Who cares if they'll enjoy it?
So, the malls love me, the credit card companies love me, but my checking account is not pretty.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Hot as Hades . . and I love it!

Today Iso T-Stormshi 82°F - lo 62°F
TomorrowP M T-Stormshi 82°F - lo 62°F
This is today and tomorrow's forecasts for my part of the world. I know, most of you are thinking that is crazy hot for the middle of November. But I LOVE it! I cannot stand cold weather . . at all. The only time I like snow is when I'm visiting it and can choose to leave it. Or maybe the one time every 2 or 3 years that is snows here and I have to run out and snap a picture of it before it melts in 10 minutes. Weird . . maybe, but that's why I live down south.
Today we spent a lot of time outdoors. . . played in the yard a while, went to a birthday party at the local park and the kids had a chance to play on the playground a while. Then back home for more backyard playing and an LSU game barbecue. I could take weather like this all winter long and love it!
No snow men for me . . maybe just sweat men. Ugh.

Friday, November 11, 2005

You gotta love a 3 day weekend!

I had today off. Hooray, hooray . . for Veteran's Day! It was a good day . . some time with the boy, lots of time with the girls and an afternoon at the movies with my mom. We took the girls to see 'Dreamer', which was absolutely fantastic! If you have a chance to see it, do. I thought it was a 'kids' movie, but it's great for adults too. Dakota Fanning is amazing and Kurt Russell is really good too. I cried about 4 different times during the run of the movie and my girls were looking at me as if I'd lost my mind. Anna kept trying to console me. :)
My mom treated us to Piccadilly, which is the girls' favorite! And yesterday, I had a great lunch at The Chimes (which is a really good restaurant right next door to the LSU campus, if you're ever in Baton Rouge, give it a try) with my friend Jolie. She's in from NYC and I love to spend time with her. She's a New Orleanean originally and she came down to check out the status of the city. I still haven't been down there but she said most parts are really depressing and she can't imagine how long it'll take to rebuild. She talked about entire city blocks piled up with debris 3 stories high. The air downtown still contains toxins that made her eyes burn. But she said uptown by the Quarter is much better and is somewhat lively. I'm planning on going down the weekend after Thanksgiving when the Audubon Zoo opens again. I'll fill y'all in then on the my adventures. Well, I have to go catch up with you blog buddies . . Peace out.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005


I picked up a Cranium Whoonu? game for Anna's birthday present at Target today. We have Cranium Cadoo and we all love it. So simple and basic, but at the same time, lots of fun. Whoonu? is great also. We were supposed to save it for her actual birthday, but we tore it open tonight and all played . . about 7 times. It's great to play with people that you know well, because it's basically guessing their favorite things from choices on cards. Things like 'gardening', 'little dogs', 'game shows', 'sushi', etc. Whoever guesses the most correctly wins! Mark lucked out tonight when he pulled 'french fries' and 'game shows' on the same turn for me! Two of my favorite things in the universe; I'm convinced he somehow cheated on that one! Anyway, if you don't have any yet, go out and get a Cranium game. They're so much fun! (I know I sound like an ad for Cranium, but unfortunately, I get no compensation for my input :( )

Kenny Chesney's in my car!

I picked up Kenny Chesney's new CD at Target today. Listened to it all the way back home. There's something about his voice that makes me hot. Did I say 'hot', I meant 'happy'. The CD has a good mix of slow and upbeat songs. I plan to listen to it every day for weeks until I have all of the songs committed to memory. I also plan to stare at the picture on the back of the CD box for days on end!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Only he can get away with it

There's something about babies, huh? Well, your own baby. Today, John M. had his second flu shot and on the way home, he was a little cranky. It's a long ride back from Baton Rouge, with traffic, close to an hour. He was whiney and just generally not a happy camper. My mom had brought him to B.R. to meet me and had packed 3 'noopies' (that's a pacifier to you non-noopie-sayers) and 2 bottles of milk. John's 2 favorite things in the world. I gave him one noopie. Boom, on the floor it went. 1 bottle. Splat, on the floor it went. Second noopie. Whee . . across the car. Intentionally. That 'Uh-OH'! said by John didn't fool me. Second bottle dripped across his forehead and nose. I'm really pretty irritated by this time. Third and final noopie. Last chance for any peace and quiet. I'm saying a silent prayer that this works. I'm really, really annoyed by now. I turn around and he gives me his 'smiling' eyes and his little grin that I can only see the corners of, because the noopie blocks the rest. Those smiling eyes make me light up inside. That little sucker, he could scream and cry the whole way back and that one smile had me. That's not fair. But that's the way it is.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

My Cowgirls

Pictures from Friday night - we took the girls to the rodeo.
All I can say is they got a little of Daddy's genes here, when it comes to being 'farm folks'. They had a great time and John M. enjoyed going up and down the steps to the bleachers about 500 times.

P.S. Can you believe these are the same two girls pictured 2 posts below only 4 years ago?

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Get a Life

Does ANYONE on this earth blog on Saturday nights? My statcounter says 'no'. Am I the only one doing this? Am I the only one without anything better to do? I need to . . (see the title).
I'm going to bed.

No child should grow this much in 10 months

December 2004

October 2005

I know, I know. They all do, but it's amazing isn't it? Notice how calm and still his is in picture 1. Dangling dangerously atop my bathroom counter, disobeying every last instruction on the bouncy seat he sits in. Bad mother!
The calmness and stillness is gone, never to return again, I believe. But the cuteness remains.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Memories . . Spring 2001

I love this picture. Anna was 5, Emma was 3, my house was clean and new. There was no cat hair anywhere, because Pearl was still up in cat heaven waiting to be born into this world. Only to shed 15 lbs of fur daily in this once clean house.
on the other hand. This was also a time of endless temper tantrums. Having to pick out a different outfit for Emma to wear every day because there wasn't the luxury of uniforms yet (and this is no easy task with a fashion-loving drama queen on your hands). And lots of Mark traveling and me on my own. And no John M.
Okay, I'll choose now over then.
But they sure were cute, huh?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Remember?. .I love lists

Christa posted this on her site, and I thought it was interesting to read and I can't resist a list so here goes. You're supposed to BOLD the ones you've done.:

smoked a cigarette

crashed a friend's car

stolen a car

been in love

been dumped

shoplifted- I stole a band-aid from the LSU Bookstore in junior high at 4-H Short Course. I know, I'm such a bad-ass.

been fired

been in a fist fight

snuck out of your parent's house

had feelings for someone who didn't have them back

gone on a blind date

lied to a friend

skipped school - My mom, who was always way cool, used to let my sister and I skip school and we'd all go to the mall!

seen someone die

had a crush on one of your internet friends

been to Canada

been to Mexico

been on a plane

purposely set a part of yourself on fire - uhhh, no . .

eaten sushi - and have absolutely no desire to

been jet-skiing - way too many times to count

met someone in person from the internet - no, but I'd like to meet y'all!

been moshing at a concert

taken pain killers

loved and missed someone - Every day.

made a snow angel

had a tea party - how could I not with 2 daughters?

flown a kite

built a sand castle

gone puddle jumping - You gotta love a puddle!

jumped in a pile of leaves

gone sledding - Okay, I don't know if this counts, but remember, I live in South Louisiana. One time, we went to the old Governor's mansion that has a huge hill and there was a snow machine . . so it was actual snow, just not snow from the heavens, and I went downhill on a cardboard box. I know, pitiful, but the closest I ever came . .

cheated while playing a game

been lonely - I'm a little lonely right now. :(

fallen asleep at work or school - 1 word . . pregnancy!

used a fake id - 1 acronym . . LSU!

watched a sunset

felt an earthquake

touched a snake

slept beneath the stars

been robbed

been misunderstood

petted a reindeer/goat

won a contest

run a red light/stop sign - yesterday!

been suspended from school

been in a car accident

eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night

had deja vu- all the time!

danced in the moonlight

liked the way you looked at least at one point in time

witnessed a crime

been obsessed with post-it notes

squished barefoot through the mud

been lost - All the damn time! My kids EXPECT it when we go somewhere.

been on the opposite side of the country

swam in the ocean - even been stung by a jellyfish!

cried yourself to sleep

played cops and robbers

recently colored with crayons - One of my favorites!

sung karaoke - Only in the privacy of my own home!

paid for a meal with only coins

done something you told yourself you wouldn't

made prank phone calls - when you live in a really small town and have sleepovers, what else is there to do really?

laughed until some kinda beverage came out of your nose

caught a snow flake on your tongue

written a letter to Santa Claus

been kissed under the mistletoe by your boy/girlfriend

blown bubbles

made a bonfire on the beach

laughed so hard you pee your pants

cheated on a test - I've noticed while doing this that I'm a cheater!

been kissed by someone you didn't like - ugh, and I don't want to relive the gory details!

gone skinny dipping in a pool

Now, it's your turn!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Anna's almost 10 . .

and I need to start planning that child's birthday party. I've told the girls that once that hit the double digits, the big parties with lots of friends stop and the smaller gatherings commence ( read: I've shelled out enough money for 9 years, give me a break now). So, Anna has decided to have a 'sleepover' party with 10 friends. I know, not small enough, but smallER nonetheless. We're going to have it on the 19th of this month and my question to anyone out there that may have ideas is:

What activities can we have at the party? Outdoor activities may not happen because the weather may be bad (cold, rainy, etc). I've already thought of Karaoke, a Limbo contest and board games. Can you bloggers think of anything else? Any ideas are appreciated.

What did you girls do at slumber parties growing up that was fun?