Thursday, January 05, 2006

Reason number 146 while I'll never lose the rest of my baby weight . .

from 15 months ago.

146.) Thursday is donut day at my office and my boss brings me a bag of donut holes.
No matter what I've eaten already for breakfast (3 crescent rolls and a banana this a.m.),
I still eat the entire bag of holes (probably about 12 this morning). He tells me that holes
have no calories because what is a hole, really? Just nothing.

I'm just gonna pretend I believe that.

18 comments:

chesneygirl said...

Wow and I thought I was the only one that had 153 reasons why I'll never lose mine!!! (from 18 months ago)

beki said...

Lucky girl, you. If I had donut holes delivered to my desk every Thursday damn straight I'd eat them too.

Spikey1 said...

You mean they are not calorie free? oh no!

Drywall Mom said...

Calarie free huh? I never heard that one before. You wouldn't be lying to me would you. What about Kolaches, are the calorie free also. Ham, cheese and jalapeno Kolaches sound really good right now.

Renee said...

Drywall,

I hate to disappoint you, but no, the Kolaches aren't holes, so yes, they have calories. They have holes in them, but unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) they're stuffed with goodies.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You can just lie to yourself though. That's what I do.

Mullet46 said...

You must always believe the Wise-Wesley, the guru of all state office workers. He says there are no "holey calories", then it must be so.

speckledpup said...

Kill your nice sweet boss.

Mine drives by Krispy Kreme one day a week. I tell him to walk past my desk. Ignore me and look dirty at me if I even sniff the KK box.

So far so good. Course it's only day 4 of the diet.

Suz said...

ROFL ... I love donut holes more then donuts. My hubby tries to tell me the same thing, that they have no calories :-)

Hugs Suz

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Wait just a minute while I figure this out. Donut holes are made of air right? Air has no calories unless you are in Houston or Los Angelas where the air is as thick as pea soup. Therefor donut holes have no calories! Eat up!

momyblogR said...

Ah, the dreaded donut hole! They are evil little mrsels, THAT'S what they are, lol.

I'll crack up when he brings you a bag of air one morning saying "I actually brought you the HOLE!"

:)

Christa said...

Just enjoy the holes, the weight will come and go over the years. If you can't enjoy the donutty goodness, what good is life anyway?

Cindy N. said...

Don't let her kid you guys...she never gains an ounce and she eats french fries all the time! If I even THINK about a french Fry, I turn into an elephant! Renee, tell me about Michael Jackson....

Sarah said...

Good one!

Krisco said...

He tells me that holes have no calories because what is a hole, really? Just nothing.

I"m pretty sure that's true, actually.

still_figuring_out said...

i love donuts. and your boss is a smart man :)

tara said...

funny post renee! i say eat 'em and enjoy 'em!! btw- i like donuts holes, but my favorite kind all time donut is dunkin' donuts blueberry cake donut!! yummmmy!! -tara

Carrie said...

Ha! That is so me! I think I've given up on even feeling guilty about what I eat... I reason that I have to eat *something* and anything is better than nothing, right? :)

Lala's world said...

Ya that is funny! I always wonder why after over 3 years I still have 20 pounds to lose, as I pop another chocolate into my mouth!!!

sometimes you got to wonder if we are supposed to look like the desperate housewives or something??? if we are, God help us all!!!