Me: John M. pinched Carson on the cheeks today and Sam put him in the corner.
Anna and Emma: Yeah, we know (they were at the babysitter's all day b/c they had the day off)
(small bit of silence while Emma's little brain wheels spin)
Emma: Horses don't have cheeks.
Me: (after thinking on this for a second). No, I guess they don't. That's true. What else doesn't have cheeks?
Me: Well, frogs kind of have cheeks. Those big puffy things on their faces.
Emma: Oh yeah.
Anna: (chiming in from the back, back seat) Michael Jackson doesn't have cheeks.
Where, I ask, do they come up with these things?