Scene: John M. comes in crying, holding his head. (After I heard a loud 'boom').
Me: Awww, did you hurt yourself?
Me: What did you hit?
Him: The ground!
Scene: Lying (or is it laying, someone help me here) next to John in bed.
Me: Can I have a kiss.
Him (nods his head 'no')
Him: (he tilts his little head my way)
Me: No, not that kind. On the lips.
Him: I don't have any lips.