Don't ask me why I'm addicted to that stupid show, but I am.
Do you wonder how on earth these women could want to plant a kiss on Flav's nasty grill?
Can you believe Somethin' took a dump on the floor during the first show?
(now there's a sentence you don't expect to blog).
Anyway, I just realized I'm missing this quality piece of entertainment. So, I'll have to
leave you now to join Flav.
My nickname's going to be 'Gassy'.